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Dissappointing

The truth about working in the IT industry:

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from
you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spent the rest of
my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..

So damn true…i guess IT is a dirty industry too, credit from Video Clips and Images Gallery

Received this from a forward mail, seems quite interesting….and words in italics are my comments.

1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
no we are not.seriously.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Yup

4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.
That’s so true

7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
Haha! i think hui has trained me to be immuned to this kind of things.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
lol, please

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just wrong…………
Damn striaght! get it in to your heads

12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don’t.

13. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
OMG, how many times do i have to tell girls that!

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.”

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
hehehe, yea please help

19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”. That’s just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up when you’re done.

26………… Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach….. and maybe….oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it’s just wrong.
DAMN STRAIGHT!

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway

Toys have now becoming better and better, it can entertain our complex brain for hours and hours…

But sometimes, i suggest the toy makers to look at their product in a lot different angles before releasing it.

Just then, i stumbled across this toy:

Dora Aquapet™ - Dora the Explorer™ - NEW!

Talk to her!
Laugh and play together!
Share your secrets with her!
Give her love! !! *yea, that..*
Discover her songs and dances!

She also plays and interacts with the Boots too!
Have an adventure with Dora the Explorer, your interactive friend!

————-Quite self explainary..

This funny lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic from his latest album “Striaght out of Lynwood”

Pretty nice about him obsessed with this person check it out

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I know that you
Don’t know me very well
We’ve barely met
But I can surely tell
No one will ever
Love you like I do

I like to feel
The warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool
And usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum
That you threw in the garbage

You’re the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is “Do I creep you out?”
Everytime I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Do I creep you out?

Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg, oh-oh!

Somethin’ I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you,
Do I creep you out?
(Your restraining order’s out)
(Still the only question with me now)
Oh the only question
(Is “Do I creep you out?”)
Is “Do I creep you out?”
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?

[Cheering crowd]

This 25 month bboy, not your normal buffed up hardcore person, but this cute little dude who prob still wears diapers. check it out.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1699805

Got his idea off somwhere, forgot.. >< but yea

Dear friend,

To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.

To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Treasure every moment that you have!

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery.

Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present!!

*credit to some site i stumbled upon*

Anduz.net wish everyone to treasure everysingle second they have…and most importantly, enjoy them.

I am so very bored right now, in the middle of my study, just wrote this lyrics for fun, doesn’t maken sense, nor does it rhyme, but hey

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从来没有想过你真实的存在
because it never seem to me that it mattered
但从这几天的发现
I do feel like that you do exist

如果爱情之神真的存在
He must hate me to guts
如果爱情之神真的有在
He must trying to drive me nuts

Why do you always make fun
Of my lonesome existence
Put someone there
Just to tease the crap outa me

Make me believe one is better than two
Make me believe single is better than double
And then shove a person by my side
Just to make me question my rights

如果爱情之神真的存在
He must hate me to guts
如果爱情之神真的有在
He must trying to drive me nuts

There is nothing I can do
To stop you from all this
All i can say is
WHERE DA HECK IS MY LUCY!

Jason showed me this on youtube, and it’s hiliarious, so much better than the actual anime It’s created by a guy called LittleKuriboh and he remastered the voice on these eps and made it funny. A great watch when your bored.

Right now there are 11 eps all together, and it’s all here.

Episode 1:

Episode 2:

Episode 3:

For more episode please click on his name above or here