Andu|Blog

The great battle that has gone through the ages…

And Men have won, just like they’ve won everything else.

ok ok, maybe not.

A friend just said, that she doesn’t need a boyfriend, many girls have said, they are strong them to not depend on a guy. Having a bf doesn’t mean dependance tho, but it’s a bonus

 

.andu says:
 Woman without man, is nothing  
R says:
 …..
 only you male chauvanists think that way
 pfft
.andu says:
 haha
 well.
 u know it’s true ;
R says:
 no i don’t think so.. ;p
.andu says:
 haha
 fine loh
 tell me that when ur deeply in love with a guy
R says:
 sure i’ll let you know
 but i don’t think i’ll change my opinion
R says:
 because i don’t believe in being spiritually & emotionally dependant on another person
 male or female
 Xd
.andu says:
 haha
 being with someone
 doesn’t mean ur depending on them
 although that’s a plus
R says:
 but when you say “Woman without man, is nothing”
 that’s dependancy
.andu says:
 lol
R says:
 it states that women are unable to stand without the support of men
 which i disagree
.andu says:
 oh they can stand
 definitely can
 Woman: *stands up* oh man, it’s bloody hot up here, i’m so tired, why do i have to stand, why can’t a man bring me a seat, why can’t i find a handsome husband that will buy me a nice chair to sit on, why do i have to do all of this crap
*someone brings a nice chair for her to sit*
Woman: WTf, you think i can’t stand?? *sits down* this seat is too soft, and the colour doesn’t match the clothes i’m wearing today, it’s too low, why can’t eveyone be on my level
 etc etc..
 haha
R says:
 …………………………………………………………
.andu says:
 haha
 kidding only lah
 Me without women
 would be nothing  
R says:
 perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 aahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
.andu says:
 =.=
 how is that perv
 haha
R says:
 i dunno
 i’m just saying it
 whahahahah
.andu says:
 haha
 haven’t u heard that thing chris rock said
R says:
 ?
.andu says:
 in a relationship… if the man earns more than the girl
girl: you work too hard, you never spend enojgh time with me, it’s just work work work, i hate you
if the guy earns less than the girl
girl: you poor bastard~! you can’t do anything, give me some space and go earn more money~! i hate you~!
 lol
 it’s so true

Haha, but at the end of conversation… i don’t think any conclusion was reached…

both male and femlae got their pros and cons.

and i reckon both sexes can’t survive without the other.

unless ur gay.

Since i’m a guy, i’m going to list a few things wrong with girls, and maybe someone can rebut me

1. Girls love say things they don’t mean:

“Fine~!”, omg i hate that line.

Fine in a girl’s dictionary means, “ok do it, but if you do i’m going to skin you alive.”.

They don’t try to hide the fact that the fine is not actually a sign of approval, because they want to make you so guilty that you won’t do what eva you want and come back to her with a huge ass diamond ring.

2. Girls never make decisions, they love it when you guess what they are thinking.

If your lucky, and flunked a good guess, then your day would be perfect, because the girl would think you know them so well. On the other hand, if you didn’t guess it right, then a whole day of hell will follow.

A common one is when trying to decide what to eat. The girl will normally answer with :”I don’t care, anything” but once you start naming things, their like, nah, don’t like that, hm..don’t feel like that today, or even simpler.. “Fine~!”.

This will go on, until you guess the one she actually wants to go, but sometimes you won’t even have the chance to get there, because she’d be so fed up and bite ur head off for dinner.

3. Girls never pay for anything.

Ok, this doesn’t apply to all of the girls, but you know.

Guys are too ego fed to ask a girl to pay, because they’d seem cheap. All they actually want is just the girl to offer, and then decline the offer.

Which they never get, so they will become poor, and want to go out less, and then die of hunger.

ok that last one made no sense, and it’s 2.18am so i think i should sleep.

Note, the above ain’t based on my gf, but mainly on this show i just watched hehe, 

I asked her if i can post, and she said :” Fine~!” 

hehe, jk, …..

One stupid mistake

And all of them just decide to fly out of the window…

Sigh

F*** this.