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If the LFGF ever needs here, this is their help..

1. You’re like an exothermic reaction,
you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

3. You¡¯re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes

5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a
fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

10.You defragment my life

11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network
sharing?

12. You must be auxin, cuz u r causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

13. Baby, let me find your nth term

14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

15. Baby i’ll treat you like my hw- I’ll slam you on the table and do you
all night long

16. Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?

17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

18. I’m a fermata… hold me

19. I think my heart just lagged.

20. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

21. did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all
perfect squares.

23. It doesn¡¯t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I
would be overqualified.

24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

26. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

27. Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

** 29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

30. If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to
spend some time between the holidays?

31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

32. Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that
make you smile)

33. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in
phase.

** 34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

** 35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

36. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how
you apply the force

** 37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half
again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this
specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

39. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or
rough?

40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want
to be the cytoplasm?

42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

43. Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring
rod

44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

45. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

46. Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress

47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

** 49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent

51. You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an
electron

52. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

53. Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

54. I must be Earth and you must be the Sun, cause the closer I orbit, the
hotter you get.

55. Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.

56. Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

57. I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

58. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!

59. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting
100 MOLES of my water and salt

60. *i’ll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!

61. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any
viruses…

62. i’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.

** 63. That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8
m/s/s

64. I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?

65. I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a
large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

66. YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo

67. I wanna stick to u like glue-cose

68. Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than
just our universal gravitation…

69. I’ll “eye” your pod!

70. B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in
depth

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the ‘kissing’ plane.

71. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine
together.

(Uraniums symbol is U
and Iodines symbol is I)

72. Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.

73. At absolute zero, you would still move me.

74. Hey baby, your Body and Love waves are rocking my bedding

75. How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom,
and me on top?

** 76. Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the
x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) –>9

77. Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine
the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)

78. Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame

79. Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?

** 80. Baby, lim (u->me) ¡ò e^x = f(u)^n.

81. On a scale of 1-10, you’re a solid e to the power of pi

82. I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you
look toned

83. I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two
places!

84. Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…

85. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

86. If you were a graphics calculator, i’d look at your curves all day
long!

87. Question: Wanna integrate my natural log?
Answer: I’ll have to be one over first…

88. hey girl, let’s get together and figure out our heat of fusion

89. it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make
you sweat

90. hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

91. baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen
melted

92. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely
enchanting.

93. in Old English:
Ich grethe ¨­ae, maec Cwen.

(I greet you, my Queen)

In latin:
You can’t decline quinque sex, baby.

(Note: quinque is pronounced “kinky”)

94.I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you home
to my domain.

** 95. Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?

96. Hey baby, I’m like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder
I get.

97. You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

98. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time
approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

99. Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”

100. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union
you.

101. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

102. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

103. Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn
things on.

104. If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a
fast action potential.

105. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer
and closer to you.

106. You’re as sweet at 3.14.

107. You must be massive because I’m attracted to you.

108. I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!

109. You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

110. My love for you is like a concave function’s positive first
derivative, because it’s always increasing.

111. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

112. Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and
you?

113. You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

114. Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)

115. If I were an assembly language, I’d jump to your address, shift right
a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then
jump if you’re negative.

116. In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back
to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

117. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize
it?

118. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

119. I 1-sin(theta) you.

120. You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate
together.

121. The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.

122. Most women are so complex. They’re always like “i! i! i!” But you -
you’re just so real. (Note: i! does not mean i factorial.)

123. My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because
it’s always increasing.

124. Can I plug my solution into your equation?

125. The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but
you won

126. i want to go through your every procedure, Do your Loops, and program
your Booleans

127. I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your
affection.

128. I think if you and i had Hex we’d be a perfect OA

129. Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you
supernova?

130. you are the log(base 10) 10^1…

131. Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
*orbicularis oris = kissing muscles

132. I’ve been secant you for a long time

133. The direction fields of my heart all point to you

134. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

135. You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?

136. Chem students do it on the table periodically

137. If you let me work hard enough, I can give you a dipole moment

138. I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a
simile.

139. Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can
touch u not only once, but twice

** 140. Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

141. I’ve been secant you for a long time

142. The direction fields of my heart all point to you

143. baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

144. baby you’re the basis of my mind. no matter what i think of, it all
comes back to you

145. Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach
your end-point…

146. The word of the day is “Legs”, lets go back to my place and spread the
word

147. Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

148. Baby, you’re body is like a hyperbola

149. Baby, you’re like a pendulum… you’ll only stop when I damp you

150. Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I’m
around you

151. Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and
imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

152. Our love is more perfect than 6.
(Six is the first perfect number)

153. You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime

154. Baby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms
round me i always feel positive!

155. Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can’t wait to
subduct beneath your crust!

156. You’re so hot you denature my proteins

157. Baby you know this shit isn’t USB2.0..it’s firewire!

158. Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.

159. Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.

160. Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

161. If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go
together!

162. Want to make the Cold War hot?

163. My court packing plan isn’t my only packing plan…

164. Want to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire…

165. There’s a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings…

166. Can I annex your territory after class?

167. Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I’m sorry, TET
Offensive?

168. I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior…

169. I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the
Non-Intercourse Act.

170. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?

171. Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?

172. If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go
together!

173. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

174. If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you

175. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because
you take my breath away

176. If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we
breathe to be sweeter than sugar…

177. we’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate

178. you and i add up better than a riemann sum

179. my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

180. Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

181. Your hottness is the only reason we can’t reach absolute zero.

182. I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying
calculations…

183. You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is
attraction

184. My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending.

185. I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage.”

186. Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

187. baby you must be O2 cuz i m about to combust all over you

188. I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and
balls?

189.¡î-1) 2-2sin¥è ¡òdu
¡î-1) = i
2-2sin¥è = cardiod graph (heart)
¡òdu = u

190. Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element

191. You’re cute, I’m cute, together we’re 2cute!

192. you are like a proton in my core–without you i could never be the
same.

193. Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

194. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you
subduct so we can make hot hot magma.

195. I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.

196. Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?

197. If I’m the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

198. You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge…
Wanna flux?

199. If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?

200. hey baby, do you need an anatomy tutor? They say i’m the best because
i prefer to use a more HANDS-ON approach.

201. Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.

202. Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

203. Baby, if they made you in Haskell, it would infer that you were just
my type.

204. You’re like a Universal Turing Machine; you’re the only one that I’ll
ever need.

205. Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

206. You’re like an NP-hard problem of significant size; I could spend the
rest of my life with you.

207. If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in
contiguous memory blocks.

208. If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

209. Like a graph with n^2 edges, you complete me.

210. Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

211. If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

212. my hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, i want you!

213. i’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

214. I sure hope our coefficient of restitution is 0, ‘cos when we make
contact i never want to part!

215. My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it’s only good
in theory.

216. You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

217. Hey baby, let’s make a stress-strain curve together.

218. I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

219. Let ‘u’ and ‘i’ be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic
relationship exists for all T = {0 … infinity}

220. you must be absolute, because every time you’re around me, i feel
positive

221. Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a
chemical reaction.

222. Why don’t you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my
inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

223. how about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your
lipid raft.

For the music nerds out there:
1. I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?

2. Let’s measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

3. Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

4. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let’s get a little closer.

5. Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?

6. Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

7. How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

8. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

9. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets
longer, wanna see?

10. A mouthpiece isn’t the only place I like to put my lips.

11. I’d like to finger your fret board.

12. How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

13. The theme of this movement is love… Let’s develop it…

14. I’d tap that snare drum.
(also works with “I’d bang that bass drum”).

15. Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

16. How ’bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets

17. hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i’ll Resolve to take you Home

18. you must be augmented cause my love for you just won’t diminish!

19. let’s do something romantic cause I’m baroque!

20. Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

21. I want to make you tremolo.

22. Band: “are you french-horny for my trom-boner?”

23. Hey baby… you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

24. I want to rosin your bow.

25. How many positions can you get into?

26. The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs,
and vibrates.

27. Im gonna make you go up an octave

28. I want to make you hit a high note.

29. Can I play with your tremolo arm?

30. I want to go up and down all your scales.

31. baby, you’d better lower your pitch, ’cause right now, you’re lookin’
sharp!

32. I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to
my raised member.

33. Baby, you know soprano’s do it on top, but I’d be willing to be an alto
for you

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