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I guess this is something you just have to say..

“Merry Christmas”

oh and, happy festivas, a celebration for the rest of us.

Hey Twin~! Happy Birthday~!

This is your big day, i will celebrate it with you in singapore~! when I eventually get there.

but yea, enjoy today~! only comes once~! hehe, Be Happy~!

Smile Always~!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~1

Year 2007 is slowing coming to an end, that was pretty fast, started off visiting two new places, this whole year was a new experience of university life.

As 2008 approaches, I should make some new year resolutions for myself to improve my life. Everyon’s been saying how it never works and all that, but i’m going to try this time, and see how it turns out. Since i’m posting it on the net, those of you who’ss close to me, will help me monitor my process, hehe

here we go…

(since next year i will be 19, lets list 19 things)

1. Dedicated 30min everyday to exercise, doesn’t matter what I do, just do something
2. If have uni the next day, I need to hit the sack by 12.30am latest
3. Attend every single lecture
4. Save some money
5. Make more friends in electrical engineering, i’m hell loner in there
6. Do something useful with my time, not just sitting there chatting aimlessly, what a waste of time
7. Don’t be late on presents~! get them in on time~!
8. Never get smashed
9. Treat everyone nicely, don’t be mean…well at least don’t be dat mean
10. Be more out going, hit the club at least once, com’n man, you can do it ~! haha
11. Care less about what others think, 自己走自己的路，让别人说去吧
12. Be less up myself….actually, like i said, if no one else’s going to be, then i will
13. STOP PROCRASTINATING~!
14. Increase the amount of alcohol I can drink, it’s important in the business world, if you want to do business in china, the guy who goes out first gets the worst end of the deal, haha, but do no break no. 8.
15. Make sure not get caught by police
16. Visit another new asian place
17. Eat something i’ve never had before
18. Be more adventurous
19. Be hotter.

So there we go, 19 things, for next year, lets hope i don’t break any…wish me luck

What’s with them?

Yes they are pretty…

But they have this ability to make any real man go gagas…

Pretty?

In a society where males are un-controllably attracted to the opposite sex, strongly.  Pretty girls are the main focus. Doesn’t matter where you are, if there’s a group of men gathered up, once a pretty girl walk past, 9 out of the 10 guys will turn their head, and follow her all the way out till she’s out of sight. The other one guy’s prob gay, not theres anything wrong with that.

Why do we want pretty girls? I guess that goes also to the question, why do we want pretty things.

Do we want to show them off? Do we want to be near them to increase our ego?

Because seriously, all they do is make us look more ugly.

The world renowned hottest chick.

I don’t get it, but have to admit, they are nice on the eyes.

When someone walk pass, and your eyes follow them, and then after awhile you realize, what was dat for? Did that do anything to me? well i guess it did, it was a nice view, but yea.

Pretty girls can do anything these days with their looks, depending on how far they would want to go, heck, they can even pay of their mortgage with it if they wanted to.

With all the media, shoving the images of pretty into our heads, braningwashingly, what happens to the ones who weren’t as fortunate and born ugly?

Remember ages ago, in the chinese history, where there was a period of time, where FAT was considered to be beautiful. Everyone was trying to be fat, and the queen was the fattest there was, and she was considered to be the most beautiful person. This clearly shows, beauty is just ones perception,  it ain’t hard written in rock.

Eye Candy as they are called, i guess that’s a great name, they are nice on the eye, and that’s all they are good for.

Beauty’s in the eyes of the beholder, i guess that line’s got some truth to it, but in this world, the truth is slowly sliding away.

I guess what triggered this, is the fact that guys, would ditch their friends anytime to follow some pretty chick, and i’m not saying i haven’t done dat before, but it’s just yea. That’s life haha,

Pretty girls….they can do anything =)

Eye candy… =D

peace

haha, haven’t be blogging for awhile, due to all the work and everything, but i’m back for a tick, to tell you about it’s not cheating.

This is a website operated by microsoft office, giving students a chance to purchase the whole office 2007 suite for only $75~! really, normally retailed at over one grand (some ridiculous price a student can never afford. This is a great opportunities for you all, grab it now~!.

it’s sponsored by contiki, a holiday tour company. So with such great sponsors on the back, why not grab this great opportunity now, before it runs out

**note: this isn’t an sponsored post (well i ain’t getting paid for it ), andu is just bored…**

Translation: sesamestreet - www.jay-chou.net

我們的開始是很長的電影
Wo men de kai shi shi hen chang de dian ying
Our relationship is the longest movie

放映了三年
Fang ying le san nian
It has been showing for three years

我票都還留著
Wo piao dou hai liu zhe
I’m still keeping the ticket

冰上的芭蕾腦海中還在旋轉
Bing shang de ba lei nao hai zhong hai zai xuan zhuan
The ballet on ice is still revolving in my mind

望著你慢慢忘記你
Wang zhe ni man man wang ji ni
Looking at yet slowly forgetting you

## 朦朧的時間 我們溜了多遠
Meng long de shi jian Wo men liu le duo yuan
In the haze of time How far we have skated

冰刀劃的圈　圈起了誰改變
Bing dao hua de quan Quan qi le shei gai bian
The circles made by the skates’ blades, whoever’s in it changes

如果再重來 會不會稍嫌狼狽
Ru guo zai chong lai Hui bu hui shao xian lang bei
If we could start all over again, will it be a tad too awkward

愛是不是不開口才珍貴 ##
Ai shi bu shi bu kai kou cai zhen gui
Is love more precious when it is kept in the heart?

** 再給我兩分鐘
zai gei wo liang fen zhong 　
Please give me two more minutes

讓我把記憶結成冰
Rang wo ba ji yi jie cheng bing
Let me freeze these memories forever

別融化了眼淚　
Bie rong hua le yan lei
Don’t let your tears fall

你妝都花了
Ni zhuang dou hua le
Smudging your makeup

要我怎麼記得
Yao wo zen me ji de
How can I remember?

記得你叫我忘了吧
Ji de ni jiao wo wang le ba
I remember you told me to forget

記得你叫我忘了吧
Ji de ni jiao wo wang le ba
I remember you told me to forget

你說你會哭
Ni shuo ni hui ku
You said you would cry

不是因為在乎 **
Bu shi yin wei zai hu
But not because you care

Repeat ## **

Warning: For all of you who still celebrate Christmas because you reckon Santa flies in and give you a present, please stop reading now. Anduz.net and it’s owner does not hold responsibility for..anything.

Christmas, a festive time all over the globe. Many use this opportunity to make money out of the easily targeted consumers, ones with kids who just want everything in the world. But that’s all part of the Christmas spirit right?

source: stock.xchng

Santa clause, a main part of Christmas, a jolly old man who flies around to give kids present. This man has the best job ever, only work once a year, and are loved by many, isn’t it every man’s dream?

All the kids who believes in him, trust that he will come on time, and deliver a present, leaving out biscuit and milk for him to reward for his long journey. His done so much, but no body has ever seen him..

Guess why??? because…he…..DOES NOT EXIST.

Yes, i said it, and yes, i’m equally shocked.

After working more than 1 year undercover at the Australian Post, I’ve accidentally discovered something that could be the biggest government conspiracy ever.

It all started with a innocent question.

I was sorting mail, and found an envelope addressed to  Santa at the north pole. Puzzled, so I went to one of the seniors and asked why is the north pole only require a 50c stamp, when it’s so far away. The answer that came back was horrific.

“Son, this letter doesn’t actually go to the real north pole, see that pole over there? with a box under it, that is our ‘north pole’. We have someone collect it once in awhile.” (the convo might be changed just to spice it up)

“and he will deliver it to Santa?” I asked.

“no, he is the ‘Santa’, he opens it, and replies to the kids”

“O.O”

Yes, you heard it first…There’s no big fat jolly fellow reading your lovely mails

There’s no big fat jolly fellow running around trying to fulfill your wishing list.

And there’s certainly no big fat jolly fellow flying around delivering them.

So how does your present appear in that big fat sock?

source: stock.xchng

Ask your parents…..and along the way, ask them where do babies comes from too…and i can assure you it ain’t pelicans.