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Us four people, got bored one night, and decided to film a MV for Xi Jie by JJ. But after one night, we never found time to meet up again to film any more scenes. I didn’t want to waste the few hours of filming, so might as well edit it into something short. Due to the lack of scenes, this video isn’t much interesting, and people been telling me the ending bloopers are the best part of this clip. haha enjoy.

A two min preview of Jay’s New MV. Che. I personally don’t like it as again, he starting to drift towards the meaningless sex factor MVs. Comming from jay, i’m disappointed, but hey. here it is.

Translation: laruku - www.jay-chou.net

巨炮:哎唷!小朋友…你這是…你這是玩這什麼東西啊?
ju pao: ai you! xiao peng you… ni zhe shi.. ni zhe shi wan zhe shen me dong xi a?
Ju Pao: Aiyo! Little kid.. What… What is this you are playing?
jay:扯鈴呀…
Jay: che ling ya…
Jay: Diabolos
巨炮:扯鈴?
ju pao: che ling?
Ju Pao: Diabolos?
jay:嗯…
Jay: en…
Jay: Umm…
巨炮:怎麼聲音好像不大對呀?
ju pao: zen me sheng yin hao xiang bu da dui ya
Ju Pao: Why is the sound different?
jay:什麼聲音?
jay: shen me sheng yin?
Jay: What sound?
巨炮:我說你講話的聲音啊…
ju pao: wo shuo ni jiang hua de sheng yin a…
Ju Pao: I mean your speaking voice…
兩人： 呵呵呵…
liang re: he he he
Both: Hur hur hur

天气 冷的让人生闷气
tian qi / leng de rang ren sheng men qi
Weather, so cold it makes people get mad
火气 我沮丧的很生气
huo qi / wo ju sang de hen sheng qi
Anger, I’m pissed at myself for being depressed
空气 太糟需要有氧气
kong qi / tao zao xu yao you yang qi
Air, so terrible that I really need some oxygen
太多假义气一想就气
tai duo jia yi qi yi xiang jiu qi
Too much of this false brotherhood makes me furious whenever I think of it

敲门 敲敲门
qiao men qiao qiao men
Knock, knock, knocking on the door
基本礼貌叩要先问
ji ben li mao kou yao xian wen
It’s basic courtesy to knock and ask if you can enter
离开也不随手关灯
li kai ye bu sui shou guan deng
Didn’t even bother to switch the lights off when you leave
生活习惯真有够混
sheng huo xi guan zhen you gou hun
Such horrible living habits
敲门 敲敲门
qiao men qiao qiao men
Knock, knock, knocking on the door
简单动作叩也不等
jian dan dong zuo kou ye bu deng
It’s a simple act, yet you can’t even wait for me to allow you to enter the room
你看来虽不像坏蛋
ni kan lai sui bu xiang huai dan
Though you don’t look like a baddie
但做事做人却很蠢
dan zuo shi zuo ren que hen chun
Yet the way you handle people and things is just like an idiot
你像一团沼气
ni xiang yi tuan zhao qi
You’re just like biogas
影响我的士气 损我的英气
ying xiang wo de shi qi / sun wo de ying qi
affecting my morale, damaging my heroic spirit
又那么神气
you na me shen qi
Yet you are so cocky
说话的语气 败坏了风气
shuo hua de yu qi / bai huai le feng qi
The tone of voice you use, fouls up the society’s values
我不想为你为你白花了力气
wo bu xiang wei ni wei ni bai hua le li qi
I don’t want to waste my breath on you

那么会扯去扯铃
na me hui che qu che ling
Since you’re awesome at sprouting nonsense, you should start playing diabolos
扯多你就会上瘾
che duo ni jiu hui shang yin
Do it a few more times, and you’ll be hooked
扯你最善变的表情
che ni zui shan bian de biao qing
Your hypocritical face is annoying
我的解释请你务必要听
wo de jie shi qing ni wu bi yao ting
You’ve got to listen to my explanation
那么会扯去扯铃
na me hui che qu che ling
Since you’re awesome at sprouting nonsense, you should start playing diabolos
却扯不出个命运
que che bu chu ge ming yun
But you can’t bullshit your way in fate
扯你最善变的表情
che ni zui shan bian de biao qing
Your hypocritical face is annoying
嘿你这样说我有一点伤心
hei / ni zhe yang shuo wo you yi dian shang xin
Hey, I’m a little hurt by your words
不停犯错 不停推拖
bu ting fan cuo / bu ting tui tuo
Mistakes after mistakes, excuses after excuses
养了一堆籍口 等它成熟
yang le yi dui jie kou / deng ta cheng shou
Building on a bunch of excuses, waiting for it to come into use
前一秒说是朋友 后一秒诬赖我
qian yi miao shuo shi peng you / hou yi miao wu lai wo
One second we’re buddies, the next second you are maligning me
别再跟我哈啦 我不是个傻瓜
bie zai gen wo ha la / wo bu shi ge sha gua
Stop humouring me, I’m no idiot
说谎就要付出代价
shuo huang jiu yao fu chu dai jia
You have to pay for your lies
是应有的惩罚
shi ying you de cheng fa
It’s justifiable punishment
别再跟我哈啦 你被当成笑话
bie zai gen wo ha la / ni bei dang cheng xiao hua
Stop humouring me, you’re nothing but a joke
自己造成的那尴尬 我也没有办法
zi ji zao cheng de na gan ga / wo ye mei you ban fa
You placed yourself in this awkward situation, nothing I can do about it now

巨炮:呵…瞎扯…這個…
ju pao: he… xia che.. zhe ge..
Ju Pao: Hoho.. This really is nonsensical..

Yo mei, just want to wish you a happy birthday~! sorry i can’t make it, but you will enjoy your day anyways~!

Doubt you even read this, so i guess i don’t have to write a lot more haha, just yea, HAPPY BIRTHDAY~1

keep on smiling~!

Jay’s New Movie, Trailer, check it out

I’m back.

After long long time, i’m finally back.

These two month were so hectic that a few words on a blog simply can not describe. Life changing events have happened, and the bloody exams were completely, now, with all the weights off my shoulders, it’s just the 1 month worth of work standing in my way of the exciting holiday.

These two month that i’ve been away for actually gone pretty fast. With a flash, the first year of uni is not complete. I am no longer a fresher.

I dunno, after completely the first year of uni, I still don’t like it. The workload is gay. And for them people who says they like uni because you can meet your friends, i say you should freakin get a social life.

One down, three more years to go, atleast from now on, I would be only doing electrical units. Avoiding the things i dislike, i.e English.

This post has been crap, because I have no idea why i’m writing this but I did notice something quite interesting on the last days of my uni life I’d like to share..

You know how people talk about the joke that KFC should have the tagline saying:”KFC, all we’re missing is YOU!”

Well, i guess the white bearded old man found that very amusing, and actually used it as one of his advertising slogans.

Some hip kid, looking normal…

Give me a U, give me a K, give me a F, give me a C, what does that spell~!?

Peace

 阳光宅男
作词：方文山　作曲：周杰伦

钥匙挂腰带　皮夹插后面口袋　黑框的眼镜有几千度来海边穿西装裤
他不在乎　我却想哭　有点无助　他的样子像刚出土的文物

他烤肉竟然会　自带水壶　写信时用浆糊　走起路一不注意就撞树
我不想输　就算辛苦　我也要等　我也不能让你再走寻常路

＃我决定插手你的人生　当你的时尚顾问　别说你不能

＊让我们乘着阳光　海上冲浪　吸引她目光
　不要怕露出胸膛　流一点汗　你成了型男
　让我们乘着阳光　看着远方　别当路人甲
　让美女缺氧　靠在你肩膀　我微笑在你旁边撑伞

喔对了对女生　用心疼　约会要等　讲笑话不能闷　别太冷　像我一样就刚好
对爱的人　接吻要深　拥抱要真　来电显示给个甜蜜的昵称

穿着要个性　这只是刚刚入门　接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
头脑清楚　不能迷糊　我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身

Repeat ＃,＊,＊

So much to blog about

So little time on my hand

Life’s busy