Archive for August, 2007
Flashed infront of my eyes
Well, wasn’t memories or anything, just something i witnessed today, on the way home.
The following story is true, i didn’t have the balls to take out my camera to take any photos 
No names will mentioned for privacy purposes, and also the fact that i didn’t ask for their names.
Now, picture a crowded bus, by crowded, i mean all seats are taken, and even people standing up. You are sitting in a window seat all the way at the back, in front of you, sits this couple, white guy and asian girl, which you didn’t take much notice of.
Until…
You hear pecking sound. Realizing they are passionately kissing, you felt uncomfortable and had no idea where to look… To your front, is the ‘lovely’ couple, to your left is some guy reading a book(if you look, seems like you are reading the book to), to your right is the window, but since it’s dark, it shows a clear reflection of all that’s happening in front of you. To the back, yea well, that’s just stupid, you can sit on a bus with ur face towards the back, if u do, the dude behind you would u think ur looking at him.
Anyways, PDA, everyone’s use to it nowadays. In this open society, it’s perfectly fine to show affection. I have nothing against it, so it went on, through out the trip, kisses, hugs, hands over each other..etc. I was fine with it all.
As i had my awesome noise reduction funky head phones on, i made out the words “F***” by the guy, “Sorry” by the guy and “oauh~!” by the girl. Suddenly, even me, a person 50cm away, can feel the tension between them.
As I was about to get off the bus, the guy pulled his arm back from the girl and crossed it infront of him. The girl also sat up straight.
Within the short 20min bus trip, a couple turned from perfect to ugly (well, depends whos point of view your looking at…). That is how quick a relationship can last.. If you are currently in a relationship that as lasted more than 1 day, consider yourself lucky, and cherish what you have 
Dedicated to Shan
Hey Shan, happy birthday to ya~! You have reached the same level as us now, so you can now tag along with us to places which you couldn’t go before haha
Feel so old don’t you? don’t worry, you ain’t that old yet.
just hope you will have a great day today, enjoy today, it will come only once, well everyday in ur life comes only once, but hey.
Do everything you can today as anything done now i think still wouldn’t be recorded in ur criminal record. lol enjoy all
keep on smiling~!
PEace
Light Bulb Change
Just how many people does it take to change a light bulb?
We put the question to the students of Perth, and here’s how they replied:
Aquinas - Two. One to mix the martinis and one to phone the electrician.
PLC - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
MLC - Four. One to smash the glass ceiling so that they can get to the top of the ladder, one to install the globe and two to check that it’s brighter than PLC’s
Guildford Grammar - Two. One to change the bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Perth College - Depends, could be one, could be ten, no-one is prepared to commit unless the Guildford Grammar boys are definitely going to be there.
Governor Stirling Senior High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one.
St Hilda’s - One. She’ll put through a call to maintenance staff because there’s no way she’s going to do manual labour.
Hale - Two. One to install the new bulb completely powered by testosterone and one to brag about it loudly.
Murdoch Uni - Six. One to change the bulb and five to support its sexual orientation.
Mercedes College - Five. One to change the bulb, two to reassure her that she doesn’t look fat at the top of the ladder and two to circulate photos showing that she does.
Trinity - Sixteen. One to send out the invitations, two to get the beer, one to change the bulb, one to buy Ralph Lauren polo’s for everyone, two to smuggle the chicks in and one to keep watch for the head master. The second eight just need to be ready to back them up.
Swan Valley Christian School - Two. One human and God just to make sure the light shelters all in need, whether it be for food, shelter..blah blah f**kin blah…
Curtin Uni - Five. One to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, two to install it, one to write the computer programme that controls the switch and one to rig the vending machine.
WAAPA - Five. One to change the globe and four to do an interpretive dance about it.
CBC Fremantle - None. They’re all too drunk to notice.
Edith Cowan Uni- Eleven. One to change it and ten to share the experience.
Rossmoyne Senior High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to write to the Sunday Times about how she did it as well as any private school student.
Swanview High - None. They’re all down at Midland station having a ciggie.
Eastern Hills Senior High - Ten. One to change it and one to buy the hair gel to impress and ultimately lay the Swanview chicks,while the rest compete wiv da Christian Bruvvers for da turf (Midland Station).
Mirrabooka High - None. That hole looks better in the dark.
UWA - Fifteen. One to change it and the rest to walk around as if they own the place and talk it up.
Bond Uni - Two. One to change it but only after the other one has found an interpreter to translate the English instructions.
Central College of TAFE - 20. One to change the bulb, two to pop down to the markets to buy wool to make a macramé a jacquard shade for it in the new season’s colours, one to photograph the naked bulb in-situ from 300 angles, three to arrange the art exhibition for the jacquard shade, the rest to make vapid comments and drink Great Western ‘champagne’ at the opening.
Muresk Agricultural College - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the globe’s right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest.
New Norcia College - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall even if it means standing in the dark.
St Brigid’s College - Five, one to screw it in, two to laugh about the word screw and two to message the Mazenod boys about it.
Mazenod - Three, one to get word around that the St Brigid’s girls are talking about a screw, one to replace the bulb and one to pray that they get it done in time to beat the local public school boys to the St Brigid’s party.
Christ Church Grammar School - None. It’s too hard to find a new globe with their Armani sunglasses on.
John Curtin Senior High - Two. One student and one teacher but not before they make out.
Balga Senior High School - Five. One to change it and four to cruise the street for the perfect Puff Daddy style outfit to steal off someone to wear for the occasion.
Bunbury Senior High - Five. One to change it, and four to go to Target and nick new flannelette shirts to wear for the occasion.
Girrawheen Senior High School - Ten. One to change the bulb, two to negotiate a pay off to rival gangs to prevent anything going down during the change and the rest to stake out just in case.
Mirrabooka High - Nobody bothered to ask because nobody cares about Mirrabooka High.
Rockingham Senior High - Six. Two to break into the store, one to steal the globe, one to install it and two to help him reach the socket using their pregnant tummies as steps.
Notre Dame Uni - None. They brought notes from their guardians excusing them.
Perth Waldorf Steiner School - One, because she’s a unique, self motivated, individual.
Penhros - Three. One to change it and two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place afterwards.
Perth Modern - The entire school. One to remove the perfectly good globe, two to work out how to dispose of it so that it’s dolphin safe, one to replace it with candles and the rest to sit on mats and express in words and music how they feel about the change.
St Mary’s Anglican Girls School - The girl who answered the phone said she was pleased to be included with the other schools but probably would never know the answer because her Daddy had said to phone immediately if the maintenance man made any disgusting suggestions.
UWA Conservatorium - Forty Three. One to change the globe and a 42 piece orchestra to accompany him.
Iona Presentation College - Two. One to change the bulb and one to phone daddy to pay for it.
Scotch College- Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn’t half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
Balcatta High - Four. One to order a Venetian chandelier from her cousin Roberto who owns a lighting warehouse and imports from the old country, one to arrange delivery cause his sister’s husband Tony has an uncle whose mate, Angelo, has a truck, one to put the squeeze on his neighbour Dominic the electrician because he owes him a favour and one to make sure everything is done cash.
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so true…haha
10 Signs You Love Someone
TEN:
You feel shy whenever they’re around.
NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
SIX:
They’re all you think about.
FIVE:
You realize you’re always smiling when you’re looking at them.
FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing
ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
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personally don’t agree with the first one. but yea, haha
enjoy~1
Dedicated to Simon
Hey mate, your big day~! Met you in uni, and your hella awesome guy, cracks me up every time mate.
Hope you had fun on Saturday~! and hope that mankini fit you well, i’m so lucky i didn’t get to see it. Yea, so happy birthday! hope today is a day you won’t forget for the rest of your life, actually you prob won’t remember it as you would be trashed, haha, good luck with WFC and engineering!~@
Smile always
peace
Leavers 2006 Video
Finally, it’s about time..
haha, i quickly put together a few random clips, only 5min long, hopefully i will do the rest later..lol enjoy
Sweet Separation
This is the new work, made by Wes Chan, from Wongfu Productions. Filmed in Hongkong…
Enjoy
Sexist World
coz he found someone better
pepole will chuck rocks at him
if she dumps him, coz she finds someone better
people will chuck rocks at the new him
Confession
“I really like you more than a friend”
These few simple words, took him months to find the courage to say.
He slowly looked up, into her beautiful eyes, heart thumping. He wished she could say something, to break the silence.
She heard what he had said.
Took her awhile to process what she just heard.
They are friends, good friends in fact..
She smiled.
The smile on her face at that moment seemed to be brighter than the sun.
He liked what his seeing, he hoped that smile will stay with him for the rest of his life.
Smile is a good sign.
It means something positive.
He is going to get a positive feedback, he knew it!
At that moment, his heart seemed to be already out of his chest. This moment, he waited for so long. Day and night, he’s dreamt of this split second, and the eternity that’s up ahead.
The memories of them together as friends flashed back.
Them on the beach, without holding hands. Them in the cinema, sticking strictly to their own compounds. Them in a restaurant, sitting beside each other instead of facing. All that is going to change, he just knew it.
The smile continued, in fact it progressed. It widened. It kept on going.
From a smile, it slowly developed into a small giggle, and from that to a full out laugh.
He isn’t smiling anymore. All the images shattered. His heart digested.
Staring blankly at her, he needed an explanation.
She tried to control her laugh, she saw his expression and realized he isn’t getting the joke. She tried to think about bad memories which will stop her from laughing.
She did stop.
Looking at him, she said, still with a faint giggle :” Haha, your funny, you nearly tricked me there”
He is stunned.
“Your like my brother~! That was pretty funny how you said it, haha~!”
He is stunned.
“Why did you do that, it was so out of the blue.”
He is and will always be stunned.
“Ha..ha.. you got me….I was just…Playing…loh” Replied with a smile that took all his strength to force out.
“Want come in then?” She offered
“Yea alright”
Walking in, following her, looking at her back, at her hair. Someone he will never get, someone he will never forget.
What’s the worst that can happen right?
*poke*
Go Wilfred!
This is hilarious, not the message sent, but the person it’s from and the person it’s too, hilarious.~! and this is from wilfred the drugged up winnie the pooh to Everlyn
Who ever hacked wilfred’s account, go die in a fire.
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