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*drum rolls*

Ok, welcome ladies and gentleman, to the fight match of the year. On the red corner, we have the almighty lawn mower, powered with a huge engine and has 10 blades on the bottom. On the blue corner, we see the lil andrew, who has long hair how do you think this fight is going to end? any idea at all? well, lets not waste any more time. so without futher ordo, lets get this thing started!!

*2 mins gone*

Andrew is on the floor, yes, i repeat, andrew is on the floor! after 20 sec of full on combat (other 1 min and 40 sec was spent on gelling his hair), Andrew ended up on the floor, he looks dead, i think his dead….his dead! *touch wood*.

Yes ladies and gentleman, our powerful lawn mower has won again…once again, his our 100 in a row non-defeated champion, please show your respect by chucking your money in the ring, thank you, thank you….

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Yeas…that’s roughly what happened to my  hair…damn that lawn mower….i hate it :s sigh….

on the other note….nothing much interesting happened today….chinese school, lib and den soccer hehe, so tired…but KFC rox……

to leave you, i will share this funny thing against microsoft with u ppl :

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At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release (by Mr. Welch himself) stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason at all, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuver such as a left-turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, and you would have to reinstall the engine.
4. When your car died on the freeway for no reason, you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought ‘Car95′ or ‘CarNT’, and then added more seats.
6. Apple would make a car powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five per cent of the roads.
7. Oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single ‘general car default’ warning light.
8. New seats would force every-one to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag would say ‘Are you sure?’ before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of road maps from Rand-McNally (a subsidiary of GM), even though they neither need them nor want them. Trying to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You would press the ’start’ button to shut off the engine.

*copied off ken’s blog*
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Peace Out

*yes…….(btw, on the bear it says:”lets roll in the hay!”)*

simple questions….are you?

hehe, i was asking that to everyone..but only 1 person understood what I was on about, and that was Ray Tan. hehe, guess his the only one who has the same screwed up brain like me What i meant was donating blood. I quite like the idea of donating blood, you don’t lose much, and you are helping people, because blood can be get back, so what’s the problem? but my parents said i’m too skinny to donate blood, hehe and i guess they are right >.< i'm underweight for my height...and if i donate, i prob faint from lack of blood... :S hehe, but we will see how things go ay?

Also, lately trying to learn canto..wah! canto so hard to learn :s many sounds in canto are ones which you would never hear in mando :s lol, it’s some crazy stuff, everytime i say something, i gota take a deep breath, coz it’s that hard :p hehe, first i tried to learn how to say “Lei ngoi mmm ngoi ngo” which means Do you love me? but it’s too hard…coz it has so much “ng” sound, and everyone said i sounded crap (even tho i thought i sounded alright) so tried to learn something that doesn’t have the “ng” sound in it.  Therefore i moved onto “Lei sek mm sek gao ziii” which suppose to mean do you eat dumplings….but everytime i say it, people think i’m asking them do you understand dumplings? or something >.< garh! hehe, canto is too hard! but i'll keep on trying

also, ESL speech tmr, so wish me luck~!

Again, some random quotes happend in school:
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Hui: *to zong* wah, your thing is so juicy*wips face on zong’s sleeves*
Ppl: ROFL~!
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hehe, and i also leave you with this:

*Andrew and Charli’s attempt at DDR*

Peace out

today, went to lib after school to study, and decided to leave at 6:30. Thought i didn’t need to call home, coz i assumed they will know i was in the lib, because i normally go there. at 6:30 i went to the busport, but the bus never came. Waited till 6:50 and thought i should call and get picked up. when i called home, found out how worried mum was :s lol, and after i got home, found out all my friends were worried because mum called two of them to see if they knew where i was. so here i apologies to everyone who got worried over me for no reason. Thanks for actually be worried tho. So this blog is an apology to everone whom were worried, and also a sincere thanks them ppl! But this truely shows how many real friends you have

thanks guys and sorry guys!

and i will leave you with this:

*professional photo at all saint’s ball taken by Craig Stewart Photography*

At 2pm, got a pshyco’ed up to watch the western derby, the 23 derby, a match between the Freo dockers and westcoast eagles. It was a sure win for the eagles, they haven’t lost one single match this season, and they shouldn’t start off with freo. so at 2pm, turned on the tv ,and started watching, after awhile kinda fell asleep…. *had an awesome dream, dreamt i was really good at soccer…but hey* and when i woke up….this is what i heard :” Freo defeated ealges by 5 points”… and my heart just stoped how could eagles have lost!!! arrgg!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO!!!! lol…

also, missed out soccer today, coz over slept….oh well >.<

nothing much interesting happened today, so peace out

P.S  Note to self:  pinching a  big pimple is a bad idea

P.P.S Congras ken!

P.P.P.S Thanks shan for the pressie!

P.P.P.P.S What’s with stalkers named nigeal?

Also, i shall post a joke, from the book i recieved:

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Why do Australians put “XXXX” on their beer cans?

Beacause they can’t spell BEER
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Lastly, i leave you with this:

Most girls, 99% of time, they are talking about hot guys, and the other 1% is about shoes :S

Most girls has got more than 10 pairs of shoes

lol that’s it for now, i’ll share with you guys more things as i discover them.

lol, not new new, but just formated the computer today, everything running all smoothly again, loving it, maybe i should format more often hehe, it’s all good.

today had a calc test period 0, it sucked i’m actually thinking if calc is actually my thing :s if i fail or get close to fail this test, i prob start considering if i should drop it…but yea, school these few days, nothing interesting happening so can’t really blog much :d therefore lets leave you with more random things…

Random Happenings:
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Zong: You gota wear it tmr…
Andrew: But how am I suppose to show you?
Zong: Just go behind a tree
Andrew: Um..yea that’d be great, we both go behind a tree, and then we both coming up and me come out of the tree while doing my zipper, yup that’d look so great!

Andrew L: Zong’s Sis is so hot …

Labelle: Yea you are those kind of person, if saw from the back, it’s like “hm..his pretty hot to check out..” and then u turn around  :” omg..eww.”
Andrew: Thanks for your honesty? lol..

Zong: Life’s short..*pats nessie’s head*
Everyone: *Crack up*
Nessie: Huh?
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A few things Geroge W. Bush has said in speeeches:
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“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country”

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure”

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is “to be prepared” “

“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world”

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are part of Europe”

“For NASA, space is still a high priority”

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

“it’s time for the human race to enter the solar system”

- Geroge W. Bush
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lol, PEACE OUT

[x] You take your shoes off before entering the house
[x] You eat rice often.
[x] You use chopsticks.
[x] You can speak an asian language.
[x] Your parents want good grades from you.
[x] Your parents insist you don’t date until college.
[ ] Your parents want you to go to Berkeley or some other good university like that. Stanford or Harvard, even better.
[ ] Your parents believe in Feng Shui.
[ ] You listen to those horoscopes/zodiac signs.
[ ] Your parents love to gossip with the other parents about you.
[ ] You have relatives other than your immediate family living with you.
[x]Most or all of your friends are asian.
[ ] You don’t even know 10 people who aren’t asian.
[x]Your ancestors came from Asia.
[x] You are obsessed with the computer and can’t get enough.
[x] You know how to put a computer together.
[x] You listen to asian music.
[x] You can actually understand the lyrics.
[ ] You have to keep things from your parents, even if they’re not bad, because you know they’d THINK it’s bad.
[ ] Your relatives love to bring you clothes that are bright in color with cute cartoons on them. If you’re lucky, it might even have english words on them that don’t make sense.
[x] You love your ethnic food.
[ ] You have taken/still take piano and/or violin.
[ ] Classical music is the best music ever, next to asian music.
[x] You are good at math

multiply by 4 put the product as “__% Asian

well, i was going to write heaps about what eva happened before the ball, but since it was deleted before and i’m too lazy to write about it agian, so lets just go through it quickly..

well, i wasn’t very excited about the ball at the start but the excitment kinda kicked in later in the day..:D I had this nap in the arvo, and when i rmb’ed that i have a ball that night, the excitment was so over whleming that i couldn’t go back to sleep. in that arvo, also went to garden city and collected the corsage for labelle.

hehe….started preparing at 5pm and left home at 5:45pm. came to labelle’s place, and i saw the lights in the house was not on, so i thought it was the wrong house, and if it is, then i’d be stuck there forever, because my mob was out of credit and mum kinda drove off already…luckly it was the right house, so went in and waited for labelle to get ready. at 6:30pm, everyone arrived we took that MERC! to the ball *btw, both labelle and hui look  stunningly beautiful :)*  when we arrived at the place, I found out it wasn’t freo yacht club, but freo sailing club:P that was a pleasant suprise because if it was the yacht club, the place could have been tiny!. four of us waited for joy and friends to come but kinds failed miserablly coz we ended up freezing our asses off….lol, so went in without them. on the way there were ppl actually check your handbag for any illegal items….quite weird really.

The only entertainment there was the belly dancer, coz the ball had a moroccan theme, the belly dancer was pretty good, but got boring after awhile, coz she was repeating the same movement over and over again. After that, the couples went to take professional photos, Labelle and I went to take the photo, but the pose was so funny, and both of us couldn’t stop laughing. and waiting was two chicks and one of them wearing exactly same dress as labelle. They were both pointing and talking about us, although we didn’t hear what they were saying, it was still weird, if you want to talk about someone, say it lower so we won’t notice….gessz.. We also took this huge group photo, and when the camera man said :”ok, lets do a crazy one”, being azns as we are, nearly everyone in the group did the “V” peace sign….lol, it was so funny/weird. i also got pulled over by ken, so that photo prob is screwed up..meh

the food served at the ball wasn’t that good, it was self serve so we had to get off our lazy asses and go collect the food ourselves, it wasn’t good so i didn’t eat much. The desert was amazingly tasty tho, there was about 1 million different kinds of cakes and you can take as many as you want. Between the 5 of us pigs, we took 9 plates of cakes….:S it was so hilirious/embrassing..

*count it, there are 9 plates :P*

hehe…after food, we danced ,but I can’t dance, can’t dance at all, i don’t understand the point of bobing up and down….but when some good music was played, i did actually bob up and down like an idiot, but hey wats fun without being an idiot hehe… (btw, the DJ was AZN! lol, just had to say that)

When ppl got tired from dancing, we all went to the balcony to do more cam-whoring. Wantat kinda proposed to Tim and vice versa…lol it was kinda weird and random ppl posed for photos and things, it was funny how when you pose, 5 or 6 other cameras start taking like crazy, feels like u are an celebrity.  i’ll share some photos taken on the balcony a bit later on, but for the time being, here’s a photo of the balcony’s floor.

so..when hui’s finished filrting with that guy, when ken’s finished cam-whoring, when ppl finished dancing…and when the ball goes to an end, ppl started to proceed to the exist. It was fairly fast ball, had heaps of fun there, seems like the ball’s over but my party has just began! lol.

Went back to labelle’s house in the same merc, it was awesome :p again, they all talked in canto, leaving andrew confused…hehe. when we reached home, somehow had the urge to take a walk, so four of us went for a walk in the park infront of her house. it was pretty cold when we came back, everyone was already in the house… after we got changed into normal clothes, we raided labelle’s room, by sitting all over her bed and throwing her toys around *sorry labelle :P* hehe. Took about nearly an hour, but when the girls finnally finished taking bobby-pins outa their heads,  *there was about 8476 bobby-pins on the ground when they were done* we went to celebrate Louisa and my birthday. There was two cakes sitting on the table, each had our names on them Louisa got a fruit cake while i reiceved a chestnut cake! (thanks labelle for buying them). When the wishes were made and candles were blown, we cut the cakes and ate it

*blowing the candles out*

*two ppl cutting the cake*

The cakes were accompanied by alcohol, a lot of alochol. Luckly no one was out of it, so that was good, a few were tipsy, but that’s ok andalcohol was accompanied by a fun game of truth or dare. Many crazy things were done, many crazy questions were asked and even more awesome answers were given, but none gonna be shared 2nite.

4:30am, when everyone got ready to sleep in the bar room, four of us nocturnal animals couldn’t sleep so we deicded to go for a walk it was freezing cold :p and 3 cars passed us by, none of which beep’ed us, which is suprising.  When we froze our ass off, we headed back home. Ate some noodles and went to labelle’s room. Four of us were sitting on her bed to llisten to music, but somehow,  we got ready to sleep since we were sleepy + tired, no body bothered to move, so four of us slept on her bed, well, it was a queen single bed, and trust me, it’s designed for one person, not four! lol ( i found that out the hard way) well, we TRIED to sleep on there, ken was the only one who slept during the night. we made so much noise which disturbed everyone. Louisa didn’t talk much, so i suspected she prob kinds slept too..lol labelle and i was just randomly talking all night or all morning if you must….it was fun i guess, better than sleeping [actualy i didn’t agree to that sunday morning, coz i was so stoned]

lol, nxt morning, we were so stoned from lack of sleep, saying that we didn’t sleep at all hehe, and i kinda went home at 8:30am and went striaght to bed.

The ball was heaps of fun, thank labelle for inviting me and thanks for everyone there in making it an amazing unforgettable event. The afters were awesome too and thanks for the cake!

and to leave you guys, i shall share some random things

Random photos:
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*labelle and I*

*Labelle, me and ken*

*Joy and I*

*Hui and Ken*

*Lost in thoughts*

*On the dance floor*

*Titanic style*

*The Step*

*The Chicks*

*the loner*

*the cakes*

Random things that happened/said:

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Andrew: Do you love me?
Labelle: Yes
Andrew: Lets get married
Labelle: OK! *runs off to get ring* *put ring on andrew*
Everyoneelse: o.0

Andrew: Are you going to buy any photos?
Jenny: No i’ve eaten
Andrew: huh? o.0

*during truth or dare game*
Person: So whos the last long term crush
Hui: [Insert name here] (sorry, can’t tell since it’s a secret)
Andrew: *falls off sofa, onto floor, laughing*

Andrew: *so close in falling alseep*
Labelle: *sigh* (in a really weird sound)
Andrew: *Fully crack up*

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Alright that’s all for now, hopefully this one won’t screw up and school tmr so catch you ppl later!

Peace out

P.S Happy birthday Louisa and David

ok, spent 2 and half hours writing a thing, and now it’s all gone that means i gota rewrite this piece of shit…

ok ok…deep breath……..lets go again…

*swore so much ni the past hour….:S:s ok ok, i shall stop now*

fuck this freakin blog!!!
FUCKFUCKFUCK!!REA@R#@$